"The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics."
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"You can measure distance by time.
"How far is it?"
"Oh, about twenty minutes."
But it doesn't work the other way.
"When do you get off work?"
"Around three miles."
When I'm around hard-core computer geeks, I want to say, "Come outside. the graphics are great."