Q. What does a cat from outerspace drink out of?
A. A flying sauce.

Q. Why was the boy unhappy to win the best costume award ?
A. Because he only came to pick up his little sister.

Q. What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
A. Owl be seeing you later.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
A. Because he's a pain in the neck.

Q. What looks like half a cat?
A. The other half.

Q. How do you catch a run away dog?
A. Hid behind a tree and make a noise like a bone.

A. Knock, Knock.
Q. Who's there?
A. Barbie.
Q. Barbie who?
A. Barbie Q.